Jan
29th
Fri
29th
Aim….
Dudes. I’m a dude, but when you can’t manage to hit the inside part of the toilet when you urinate, it makes me wonder about other areas of your life.
Do you have trouble…
- Brushing your teeth?
- Sharpening pencils?
- Making toast or Pop-Tarts?
- Putting gas in your car?
- Plugging in electrical devices?
Anything that requires you to navigate a small item into or through a larger opening? Is it really that tricky? Is it that uncontrollable? Because maybe you should see a doctor.
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and guess you sneezed mid-flow. Fine. Wipe it up. Your mama isn’t following you around to clean up your messes.
